Ramblings Of An Insane Mind

homunculus-argument:

For some reason traffic is full of old men whose world view is based on the stalwart belief that the only way they will get into warriors’ heaven is dying a glorious death in a vehicular accident they caused on purpose out of spite.

beggars-opera:

Your honour, I admit that I do have a superiority complex over not watching Disney “live action” remakes, but in my defense, I am right

blackbackedjackal:

blackbackedjackal:

We failed as a society when everyone stopped wearing headphones.

At my parents place with 2 children watching YT on tablets and 2 adults watching tiktoks and reels on their phones and trying not to summon a comically sized Loony Toons hammer out of my back pocket to smash them all.

Good evening Mr. Gaiman, I do apologize if you've answered this question before, but I've always been curious as to why Aziraphale has a bookshop instead of a library? Since he doesn't actually want to sell any of his books? Even if it's a private library in case he's worried of the general public destroying his collection? It's just in my head that would make a little bit more sense, but IDK.

neil-gaiman:

Librarians have to interact with members of the public. They have to keep regular opening hours. People take the books away and the books do not always come back.

Much better to have a bookshop, and then just not sell books. Many booksellers of my acquaintance have been doing it for years.

dj-tak0wasa:

what-even-is-thiss:

soupmoths:

ps5 brain monday

Oh so THIS is the ps5 post. I can see why you all imprinted on it now that’s hilarious

happy 1 year ps5 brain monday

bloomingcockroaches:

bloomingcockroaches:

bloomingcockroaches:

i think it’s very sweet that jack and barbossa are undeniably the two worst pirate lords just like in terms of meeting their job expectations

the other seven of them all have full fleets that they command from the sprawling luxury of their estates where they sit atop amassed decades of wealth these two assholes have spent fifteen years fighting over the same oversized dinghy 

#and yet you’ve heard of them. do these other guys have movies (via @beatriceportinari)

jack sparrow at his annual review

penismage:

ultimateinferno:

A 2017 classic updated for the new game.

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actual-smaug:

leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

it only took one arrow to bring down Smaug

and three to take down Boromir

who’s the real bitch here

the fuck kind of post is this

Favorite other well known Neil?

headspace-hotel:

official-megumin:

amingethia:

amingethia:

elliotjonesss:

arabella-ardor:

innithotel:

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The amount of times I’ve asked a customer if they want a points number after they just gave me their points number.

I would like to add that I IDed a 38 year old man once

luckily I am safe from these situations because I am a neet

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alphacrone:

petition to shorten “classic literature” to “clit”